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Mon May 11, 2009, 6:00 PM
Instructions:
Start with 100%. X everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.


[ ] 1. Smoked.
[ ] 2. Drank alcohol.
[x] 3. Cried when someone died.
[ ] 4. Been drunk.
[ ] 5. Had sex.
[x] 6. Been to a concert.
[ ] 7. Gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] 8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[x] 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. {ahahahahahaha lunch time.}

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

[x] 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. {...}
[ ] 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
[ ] 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
[ ] 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] 15. Been to prom.
[x] 16. Cried at school.
[x] 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
[ ] 18. Went streaking.
[ ] 19. Given or received a lap dance.
[x] 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. {fffffff Dylan. ... ffff Byron, Joey, Andrew, Charley(I think), Jason, need I say more?}

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

[x] 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] 23. Kissed a stranger.
[x] 24. Hugged a stranger.
[ ] 25. Went scuba diving.
[x] 26. Driven a car. {my dad let me drive}
[x] 27. Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] 28. Hit by a car.
[x] 29. Had a party.
[ ] 30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86% {there goes my virginity!}

[ ] 31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
[ ] 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] 33. Run away from home.
[ ] 34. Broken a bone. {not yet}
[x] 35. Eaten sushi. {and I didn't like it}
[ ] 36. Bought porn.
[x] 37. Watched porn. {... lol?}
[x] 38. Made porn. {I HAVE NO INNOCENCE}
[x] 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. {still do..}
[ ] 40. Been in love. {I don't believe I actually can love...}


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

[x] 41. French kissed. {it was nasty}
[x] 42. Laughed so hard you cried. {all the time}
[ ] 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
[ ] 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
[ ] 45. Stabbed yourself. (Not on purpose.)
[x] 46. Shot a gun. {paintball tiem and a 22 rifle}
[x] 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. {...}
[x] 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
[ ] 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. {hate tv}
[x] 50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

[ ] 51. Watched a person die.
[x] 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. {I'm a terrible kisser though XD}
[x] 53. Pranked somebody. {with joy}
[ ] 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
[ ] 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. {need I take out the list?}
[ ] 57. Dressed punk.
[ ] 58. Dressed goth.
[ ] 59. Dressed preppy.
[ ] 60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

[x] 61. Avoided somebody.
[ ] 62. Been stalked.
[ ] 63. Stalked someone.
[ ] 64. Met a celebrity. {I'm boring XD}
[x] 66. Ridden a horse. {love em}
[x] 67. Cut yourself. {for the most part on accident}
[ ] 68. Bungee jumped.
[ ] 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
[ ] 70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

[ ] 71. Got caught stealing something.
[x] 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[ ] 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
[ ] 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
[ ] 75. Got arrested.
[ ] 76. Been pregnant.
[x] 77. Babysat.
[x] 78. Been to another country. {HAI CANADA}
[ ] 79. Started your house on fire.
[ ] 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. {I don't know what it is..}

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

[x] 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. {does locks of love count?}
[x] 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. {I was quite suprised}
[x] 83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
[x] 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. {about 2 and a half years..}
[x] 85. Sat on your butt all day.
[ ] 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
[x] 87. Had a job.
[ ] 88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
[x] 89. Been called a whore. {mmhm}

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

[ ] 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. {ffffffffffff}
[ ] 92. Been in a car accident. {not yet... I just missed it by a few minutes.}
[x] 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. {my eyes have been claimed by Lurin for when I die XD}
[ ] 94. Been told you have beautiful hair. {fffff thick hair, not beautiful.}
[] 95. Raped somebody.
[x] 96. Danced in the rain. {fun.}
[x] 97. Been rejected. {yeah, although it was subtle..}
[ ] 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
[x] 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. {accidentally!}
[ ] 100. Been raped. {not raped. not yet...}

PERCENTAGE IN ALL: 57%


FFF fyeah right. I may be mentally slow but I'm hardly a virgin

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Stormy's clicking toenails
  • Reading: is this a trick question?
  • Watching: GARBAGE DAY!!
  • Playing: Lego Star wars
  • Eating: mm the brownies Nanny makes
  • Drinking: nuthin

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:iconxneonwolf-14x:
:XD: :lmao:

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:icontheunknown1:
I didn't do much better (I got 76% in the end). But I'm pretty sure I'm more of one than that ^^;...

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:iconkitti614:
^^ oh you.. I just do a lot of wierd things, tisall. XD I'm pretty sure you're innocent as the ducks in my pond that aren't getting any {an I hope you don't take that seriously XD}

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Sanity? please..... I tossed that out a month ago with the trash...
:iconkitti614:
weeyah

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Sanity? please..... I tossed that out a month ago with the trash...
:icontheunknown1:
I didn't take it too seriously :XD:! I wonder about myself sometimes, though ^^;...

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:iconkitti614:
XD that's good.. naww don't wonder. You'll always be innocent in my eyes... unless you start partaking in the conversations my lunch table has.. XD

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Sanity? please..... I tossed that out a month ago with the trash...
:icontheunknown1:
Thank you :D! I don't think I wanna go to your lunch table ^^;........:lol:

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:iconkitti614:
^^ it's actually not too bad, depending on where you sit. If you sit at the front part, you'll get all the perverted jokes. If you sit at the lower part, you be with our friendly little geeks. XD who also happen to be perverts.

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Sanity? please..... I tossed that out a month ago with the trash...
:icontheunknown1:
Hmmm.....even though I might understand most of those jokes now, I'll stick with the geeks, thanks :lol:!

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